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Don’t want your feet in my mouth
Keen to rib him a little, I called back, "Hey, Pato! I wan cho feedo way ow!"
Patrick • Funnies • 10/23/09 • 4 commentsThe Most Epic Staredown Ever That Didn’t Involve Dad
Epic staredown between Frank Robinson and umpire Jim Wolf.
David • Funnies • 09/21/09 • 1 comments“I Like Turtles”
Why in the world is this so darn funny?...
Patrick • Funnies • 08/25/09 • 2 commentsFunny Signs
Pictures of funny signs.
Patrick • Funnies • 05/30/09 • 3 commentsPachelbel’s “Canon” / chord copying
Pachelbel's "Canon" is everywhere is contemporary music.
Patrick • Funnies • 05/18/09 • 1 commentsColdplay Plagiarism? You Decide.
Coldplay is getting sued for plagiarism.
David • Funnies • 05/11/09 • 5 commentsParty Like It’s Nineteen
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
Patrick • Funnies • 09/28/08 • 4 commentsBut do they have backward bike riding?
games, skills, contests, funny, balance
Dad • Funnies • 08/02/08 • 1 commentsEnjoying old entries
I just reread this old entry and laughed until my gut ached....
Dad • Funnies • 03/04/08 • 0 commentsStuff White People Like
Stuff White People Like is a very funny blog.
David • Funnies • 02/27/08 • 4 commentsDo Insects Think?
It really was more like a child of our own than a wasp, except that it _looked_ more like a wasp than a child of our own. That was one of the ways we told the difference.
Patrick • Funnies • 02/20/08 • 1 commentsShort Shorts: It’s about time!
I predicted this a few years ago. I’m actually surprised it took so long. At the time, I think I...
Patrick • Funnies • 12/31/07 • 1 commentsDeath Star Trash Compactor
"Here are the problems, as I can ascertain them, with the Death Star's garbage-disposal system:"
Patrick • Funnies • 12/07/07 • 3 commentsBorn Standing Up
Steven Martin wrote a new book called "Born Standing Up"
David • Funnies • 11/27/07 • 4 commentsMascot smashcot
25 worst college mascots.
Dad • Funnies • 11/24/07 • 1 commentsCracked Me Up
They're not laughing now!
Patrick • Funnies • 10/24/07 • 1 commentsAmerican Gladiators…Sweet!
I spent a lot of Saturday mornings watching American Gladiators with Mike Miller, but I don’t remember this flying kick...
Dan • Funnies • 07/12/07 • 1 commentsThe Pitfalls of Having a Loving Dad
NPR's The Unger Report thanking Dad for raising good kids.
David • Funnies • 06/19/07 • 0 commentsThe volleyball recruit
I found this video on the Internet and thought it was kind of funny....
Dad • Funnies • 04/22/07 • 0 commentsElect Gladys Knight
Gladys Knight for president!
Patrick • Funnies • 03/15/07 • 1 commentsThe Reviews from Maddennation
The slobs at Maddennation are bored by our site, therefore: dregs.
Patrick • Funnies • 12/17/06 • 2 commentsPie Chart
This pie chart is easy to read and understand.
Dan • Funnies • 12/05/06 • 1 commentsWorst sports interview sentence ever?
"To me, the respect factor was violated by Albert." --Jeff Fisher, Tenn. Titans
Patrick • Funnies • 11/07/06 • 1 commentsiMac’s Photo Booth
One day at work I took a bunch of hilarious photos of myself. Here they are.
Dan • Funnies • 10/30/06 • 4 commentsMatrix Ping Pong
Matrix Ping Pong on google video.
David • Funnies • 10/24/06 • 1 commentsThe Lost Mac Ads
The Lost Mac Ads make fun of Mac Ads.
David • Funnies • 10/17/06 • 0 commentsInterview with HAL
MotherJones interviews HAL 9000.
Dan • Funnies • 08/03/06 • 1 commentsJack Handey: “This Is No Game”
"I went waltzing along, not caring where I stepped or if the other person even wanted to waltz."
Patrick • Funnies • 07/18/06 • 6 commentsGeddy Lee on Tobogganing
Geddy Lee offers some tobogganing safety tips.
Patrick • Funnies • 07/14/06 • 1 commentsThe Evolution of Dance
A comedian does a lot of dance moves in a row.
Patrick • Funnies/Movies/Recommendations • 05/19/06 • 1 commentsSpam poetry
"the plaything supposedly of vat is fraction the hemorrhoids! melt, to muted,"
Patrick • Funnies • 04/13/06 • 2 commentsTBS LoTR commercials
TBS says "It's not easy being a tiny man with hairy feet, especially when you have the One Ring."
Patrick • Funnies/Movies/Recommendations • 04/13/06 • 3 commentsCheerioke
Cheerioke is fun for all idiots.
Dan • Funnies • 04/05/06 • 2 commentsPublic Service Announcements
I don't watch NBC's The Office, but after watching their April Fool's PSAs I think I'm obligated. These short video clips are hilarious.
Dan • Funnies • 04/03/06 • 3 commentsClank-est!
Clank-est! Thunk! Zamm! Zammm! Crunk-eth!
Dan • Funnies • 03/30/06 • 1 commentsWiretapping Intelligence
The Onion's Infographic is on Wiretapping Intelligence.
David • Funnies • 02/13/06 • 1 commentsMock Movie Trailers
NPR does a segment on satirical movie trailers and spoofs.
David • Funnies • 02/11/06 • 1 commentsI Would Like To Buy A Hamburger!
Have a look at The Pink Panther's trailers, starring Steve Martin.
David • Funnies • 02/10/06 • 2 commentsThinking About the Warming of the Globe
Will Ferrell plays George Bush and comments on Global Warming.
David • Funnies • 02/02/06 • 3 commentsSHHH
SHHH - the society for handheld hushing (from Coudal) made some nifty little cards to give to loud cell phone users.
David • Funnies • 11/04/05 • 3 commentsNotre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied History
This is an Onion article about Notre Dame's improvements in their storied history.
David • Funnies • 10/27/05 • 1 commentsBush’s Speech Coach
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda," G. W. Bush
Patrick • Funnies/Movies • 08/15/05 • 4 commentsTerrible Terry Tate
Terrible Terry Tate, office linebacker, is outrageously funny.
David • Funnies • 07/25/05 • 4 commentsThat hole in your heart
We all have an emptiness in our hearts that we're looking to fill.
Dad • Funnies • 06/24/05 • 8 commentsHilarious Lord of the Rings parody scripts
Rod Hilton parodies movie scripts hilariously.
Patrick • Funnies • 06/14/05 • 0 commentsNinja of the Nasty!
This is a tribute to Dan, a real man of genius, and a silent killer gas passer. And to me....
David • Funnies • 06/03/05 • 1 commentsNow Available in Neapolitan
This Innovative Products article from the Onion is funny. That’s why I’m assigning it to the Funnies category. I like...
David • Funnies • 05/12/05 • 1 commentsIt’s Transubstantialiscious, Baby!
Popapalooza is an NCAA tournament-style take-off on the upcoming conclave.
David • Funnies • 04/14/05 • 1 commentsTiny House
I love this commercial! "Tiny House" by Geico, is a masterpiece.
David • Funnies • 03/20/05 • 6 commentsJib Jab
JibJab.com is a funny site. Have a look around. I think you'll laugh pretty hard.
David • Funnies • 03/20/05 • 0 commentsScale for masochists
She took a deep breath and said, "How depressing."
Dad • Funnies/News/Stories • 02/26/05 • 3 commentsGI Joe Kidnapped!
US soldier "kidnapped" by the Mujahedin Brigades in Iraq may really be a toy.
Dad • Funnies • 02/02/05 • 0 commentsThe Meatrix
The Meatrix is a site on an anti-Factory Farm crusade! It has a cool little cartoon movie starring characters from the Holleywood blockbuster, The Matrix.
David • Funnies • 01/31/05 • 3 commentsWhat about the interview of Geddy Lee?
Q: Was there any particular shampoo that you used at all, Geddy? A: Yeah. Well, I can see this interview is going into a very boring direction for me.
Patrick • Funnies/Recommendations • 01/28/05 • 2 commentsSkeleton People
Archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of "skeleton people"�skinless, organless humans who populated the Nile delta region an estimated 6,000 years ago.
David • Funnies • 01/12/05 • 7 commentsLast Minute Gift Ideas
Dave Barry reviews several must-have gifts for the holiday season.
Patrick • Funnies/Recommendations • 12/21/04 • 0 commentsFish Flatulence!
I am pleased to make my triumphant return to Maddenation and offer you this article of great insight and intrigue....
David • Funnies • 10/05/04 • 0 commentsLike links in a chain
Together, the chain is stronger than any of its individual links.
Patrick • Funnies • 10/02/04 • 7 commentsSergeant Tim McCarthy
Here’s an article from Notre Dame Magazine on everybody’s favorite Safety Sergeant, Tim McCarthy. It’s a pretty good one, and...
David • Funnies • 09/14/04 • 1 commentsThe five-minute university
Father Guido Sarducci pontificates on what college graduates actually remember after graduation.
Patrick • Funnies • 08/26/04 • 2 commentsThe MJ of Nerds
Basically, if The Sports Guy says it/writes it, I believe it. This weeks article, The Summer of the Jeopardy Guy...
David • Funnies/News/Suggestions • 07/21/04 • 4 commentsMy Karate Kid Shower
My Karate Kid Shower has been posted all over the internet, following my buddy Armin Vit’s link to it while...
Dan • Funnies • 05/13/04 • 2 comments3-D photos
So the lesson for all of us is, never throw anything away. You might need it later.
Dad • Funnies/News/Stories • 04/08/04 • 4 commentsMom & Leftovers
Dave Barry's take on house cleaning.
David • Funnies • 03/14/04 • 1 commentsShort-term Learning
"Can we not celebrate Halloween anymore?" Immediately I worried that Pato had been proselytized by a friend's fundamentalist mother.
Patrick • Funnies • 02/24/04 • 1 commentsKnow as Much as Einstein
Though I've never seen a Woody Allen movie, I have read one of his columns.
Dan • Funnies • 01/19/04 • 2 commentsBroadway Joe and Christmas Cheer
Check it out. This webpage has a high quality quicktime movie of the famous Joe Namath interview where he said,...
David • Funnies • 01/08/04 • 1 commentsThe Octodog!
The frankfurter, aka hot dog, has long been an American dietary staple - a meal that is easy to prepare, and, at the same time, rich in chemicals.
Dan • Funnies • 12/04/03 • 4 commentsLearn Disco
Click this now. It will be well worth every second you wait downloading the 37 megabytes. Please. Your life will...
Dan • Funnies • 11/25/03 • 0 commentsGod’s Changing Teams
Here’s an at-times-funny article about God and Notre Dame Football. Very harsh, and very true. Have a read. It’s as...
David • Funnies • 11/19/03 • 10 commentsMy Halloween
Hello, everybody. This Halloween season I had no homework, no job, and some money. This combination led to me creating...
Dan • Funnies • 11/02/03 • 3 commentsPolitical Cartoons
a neat site for checking out political cartoons.
Dad • Funnies/News/Recommendations • 10/22/03 • 1 commentsWorst Things Ever
When I was in high school, probably during summer football practices, Dan Petrillo and I got started talking about the...
Dan • Funnies • 10/21/03 • 9 commentsThe Maddox Site
I’ve seen this guys site several times, and it’s always to read some great rants. Check out Maddox’s site for...
Dan • Funnies • 10/13/03 • 0 commentsAH-NOLD
Think about this: Arnold Schwarzenegger is Governor of California....
Dan • Funnies • 10/08/03 • 1 commentsWorship Wasn’t Like This
Oh boy. Every once in a while I’ll get an email forward or I’ll look at a friend’s “buddy info”...
Dan • Funnies • 10/06/03 • 13 commentsBananas for Footballs
People go bananas cheering for sports teams. One cheers for one’s team and jeers louder at one’s opponent. This is...
Dan • Funnies • 09/16/03 • 5 commentsToday’s sermon
And immediately, the man's ears were opened, his speech impediment was removed, and he spoke plainly.
Dad • Funnies • 09/07/03 • 9 commentsGermy Halcote
As part of our family comedy therapy I offer everybody one of the funniest pieces I’ve read in a long...
David • Funnies • 09/04/03 • 7 commentsReview of the Sunday Comics
This was a bad day for cartoons.
Dad • Funnies • 08/17/03 • 13 commentsIan Frazier on Iraq
Remember Dad’s entry on Iraq and the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction? I sure do. Today I read an article/humor...
Patrick • Funnies • 07/29/03 • 4 commentsGripes about the French
There’s an online version of a WWII-era GI handbook called 112 Gripes about the French. It’s kind of funny stuff....
Patrick • Funnies • 07/28/03 • 0 commentsRPS: Believe It or Not
I stumbled across a web page for the World Rock Paper Scissors Society today. They’re insane. They have a world...
Patrick • Funnies • 07/27/03 • 7 commentsCheese wiz of bad fiction
I was amused by this article, and reproduce it here for your enjoyment. You may wish to comment on it,...
Dad • Funnies • 07/20/03 • 2 commentsLogo Design 99!
Ladies and Gentlemen, The latest in super-duper logo design: www.logodesign99.com All your problems solved for just $199! This website is...
Dan • Funnies • 06/09/03 • 9 commentsWarner Brothers
The headline on the front page of the current National Catholic Reporter is, “Wassup Doc?” (The story is about the...
Dad • Funnies • 06/03/03 • 1 commentsWho is in the Boat?
Pat and Pete were in a boat. They fell out. Who was left?...
Dan • Funnies • 06/01/03 • 2 commentsCorn on the Cob
I was watching Friends today (don’t ask) and Penn (from Penn & Teller) was selling Joey some encyclopedias, but he...
Patrick • Funnies • 05/28/03 • 1 commentsPoetry and Meaning
Dad and I were talking a little bit about the meaning of poetry because I gave him a poem to...
Patrick • Connections/Funnies/Observations • 05/13/03 • 6 commentsTrash-Talking in Iraq
I got this from CNN, which tells about a clash between the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit and a group of...
Patrick • Funnies/News/Quotes • 03/23/03 • 2 commentsMundane Behavior
He talked about a "rapidly expanding genre" that could be lumped together under the rubric "mundane studies."
Dad • Connections/Funnies/Ideas/Recommendations • 03/08/03 • 2 commentsnegative information
How about a new category: information you’d be better off not knowing. Today I went to Whippany Park High School...
Dad • Funnies/Ideas/Stuffs • 02/27/03 • 6 commentsSpreading Joy Like Peanut Butter
The subject of this entry is maybe ‘quality of life’ or ‘spiritual wellness’. I particularly like the word ‘wellness’ with...
David • Funnies • 02/22/03 • 2 comments